I found this for you nii-san. ;)

It amused me.

[Semi-Private / Hackable only by those who know him]

I am currently in Konoha with my spare. Our interrogation went rather well and within a few days the chakra seals were removed. The constant supervision, even if from afar, is a bit annoying but not unexpected. We are traitors to the village, and it seems that truth extends to this world.

There has not been even a trace nor hint that my husband fell into this world with the recent shift. It is difficult to be hopeful at this point, even though we had been separated and brought back together with the shifting worlds once before.

Limited in what I can do while in this village, as I refuse to do such things as train beyond merely physical conditioning with the ever present Jounin observers, I have turned to reading and meditating more than usual. What I dislike the most is how much time I have to think.

The urge to cry has been a struggle to stifle, but I know it is best to repress it while constantly in my spare's presence. Not only do I doubt he would understand and not consider it disgustingly weak, that I would do so regarding his hated alter could only make it worse.

It is not to say that I am completely unhappy and blind to what I haven't lost from the phenomenon. My spare, Rin, and my children are all important to me and I care for them.

That doesn't mean there isn't a hole from the loss. A gaping one, at that. The love and devotion of my brother. In a sense, it's almost like the massacre all over again...

It's satirical that I'm not alone, yet it leaves a part of me empty. Rin, I'm sure, would do her best to patch it up, but it would only hurt her. I have doubts that she fully understands the bond of blood in Uchiha between siblings. No matter the amount of love I hold for her, or even that I consider her my sister, it simply isn't the same. Our bond is different than that of Uchiha blood, and nothing can change that.

I have not lost grip on my sanity enough to even fantasize that my spare would feel love and devotion to me as his brother. Well...maybe I do fantasize a little...
Even though I feel that for him.

Tch. I need to find a way to keep busy so I stop writing such ridiculous thoughts. My spare would probably smack me for putting him in a sentence with love. I still clearly remember when I told him I held such feelings nearly a year ago...and his disgust with my weakness for it.

I am weak..
[/Semi-Private]

For Mother's Day, Rin was rudely woken up by Hitsuki at Sasuke's insistence to find the table set with a surprise breakfast from Sasuke and Ita, along with their presence. In the center of the table was a vase of flowers for her.

Along with breakfast, Sasuke gave her a wrapped gift containing a game he thought might amuse her in her free time: Diaper Dash.

[Private - Hackable only with a lot of effort]
Thursday was our anniversary. I have been thinking a lot since then.. It's funny, I suppose, that I allow myself such sentiments. Such things mean more to me than others involved, it seems. Perhaps it is that I have suffered so much, that I grasp too tightly to the limited happy memories I hold.

My spare rants about the weakness of the clan, yet right now I can't help but wonder if I am that weakness. How can I argue him that love is not a weakness, when I am starting to see it as a weakness in me? For days that should have no meaning to me more than any other day, I find myself upset enough that it disrupts work that needs to be done.
[/Private]

[To those in Sound]
I am leaving for a period of time. If I am needed, I will keep myself available to be reached.
[/Sound]

Valentine's Day was rather nice, although I am not one to need a holiday to show my appreciation of loved ones. Lunch was quite enjoyable, and I was surprised at how well behaved Arashi was outside of traveling in the cold.

I can't believe it will be a year on thursday though. Time has gone by quickly.


[OOC Note: Things Sasuke did for Valentine's Day for people]:

Evil!Itachi - A box of Uchiha fan shaped dango Sasuke made was left for him in his room with an attached note that reads "I doubt you celebrate such a holiday, but why pass up an excuse for sweets? -Your Spare"

Rin - Sasuke and Anbu!Itachi took Rin and the children out for a nice lunch in the nearby town outside of Sound. Also Rin was given a box of chocolates from Sasuke and told they were for her and not the children. The note with the chocolate: "To my beautiful imouto. Do not eat them all at once, and enjoy the special day. Love, Sasuke"

Hitsuki - Received a small teddy bear with the Uchiha crest sewn on the back, holding a heart that says "For my precious daughter." (Arashi got nothing, mostly because he's too young for it to really matter still!)

Anbu!Itachi - Also received a box of dango hand made by Sasuke with a note, "For my beloved Husband. I do not need a special day to show my apprecation, but I love you anyway."
[/OOC]

Arashi saw his first birthday on Thursday. I'm so proud of him. Like a true Uchiha, he is advancing quickly. Heh, he also resembles his father a lot it's turning out. I may have to be on my guard to protect him from the crazy swarm of fangirls by the time he is five.

Hn.. him and Hitsuki make me so happy, I must admit.

It feels weird after the last two years to not have a small gathering on the Eve of Christmas. I am Shinto, not Christian, but somehow the ambiance of the holiday slipped into my family life. Admittedly the holiday has been enjoyable since we started recognizing it. Hitsuki has certainly enjoyed the abundance of gifts she always seems to receive. This year circumstances have been vastly different though, and I can't deny that it has come upon me much faster than expected. I don't even know what we are doing for the holiday this year. Maybe I have been too busy.

In light of the holiday, I did a few of these meme things while taking a break from studying.

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In July I bought porn for mabu_izumo (10 points). Last Saturday I bought porn for senpais_bff (-10 points). Last Tuesday I helped spark_of_genius across the street (6 points). Last month I gave orochiskabuto a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In June I put money in mangek_you's expired parking meter (14 points). Overall, I've been nice (10 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball! Sincerely, sharinganheir

Write your letter to Santa! Enter your LJ username:

[Private to Rin]
Do you know how to knit?
[/Private]

[Private to Evil!Itachi and Anbu!Itachi]
We should have a threesome. What do you think?
[/Private]

My daughter's birthday just passed, and it was a nice day. Although I once again celebrated it on the wrong day. Ever since Ino disappeared, I have never been able to keep Histuki's birthday straight. At this rate, she'll be lucky to know she was born in December when she gets older.

I'll admit that I have done a couple crazy things in my life ok, maybe a little more than a couple.., but I never thought I would willingly take dance lessons.

[Private - Hackable]
Even if the dance lessons are nothing more than training for a covert mission, it is not as bad as I thought it would be. A little fun even. I suppose having such skills in my repertoire does make me a more capable and well rounded shinobi as well. Adding my own touch, I have been studying the steps and motions in a way that will discreetly allow me to use my eyes along with various applications of drug or poison administration.
[/Private]

Rin,

If you have any plans tomorrow evening, cancel them. Ita will be over earlier to take the children so that you can have time to get ready before I stop by your room in the early evening. Dress comfortably, as there will be no need to get overly fancy for my plans.

When Evil!Itachi returns to his room around lunchtime, he will find the following:

-A plate of homemade dango, colored and with obvious effort, made to look like Uchiha fans. Two sticks of three each, and a small box containing the rest next to the plate. There are three different flavors, and while probably not the best he's ever tasted (yet), they are decently good. Also by the plate is a pot of a very fine green tea and a cup to drink it with.

-His chosen spare, dressed in a dark wine silk yukata with the only jewelry on him the pendant that Itachi had given him. He is laying on the bed reading a scroll that he believes might be of interest to Itachi that he found amongst Orochimaru's forbidden scrolls in Sound.

-Silk sheets in a matching dark wine color have replaced the usual coverings on the bed. The pillow case has been changed to match also. No lights are on, but candles have been placed strategically around the room to give an eerie and dark effect to the room. There is also a larger candle near the bed (So Sasuke can read) and on the table.

[Private - Hackable]
It has been three weeks since my spare took my twin as his new "addition". I am lying to myself if I believe it doesn't make me jealous even still. It is hard to not believe I have been replaced, except that Itachi has not lessened the time he spends with me. Even then, I start wondering what he is doing when I'm not with him...

Perhaps I should simply take up more of his time and less time would be spent of mine wondering.

Hn. It has made things difficult with Sasuke. It is hard to not feel as if we are rivals. If only Itachi would see my views and beliefs, all of this would be more tolerable for everyone. And I'd feel less afraid.

Am I that selfish that I can't allow them to just be happy with each other? ..Yes, yes I am. He is my spare, after all. Perhaps I should ensure that he remembers that.
[/Private]

[Private - Hackable with effort]
It has been a few days since he disappeared before our eyes, and every day seems strange without his presence. Nonetheless, I will continue in our efforts with a few slight modifications.

It is still difficult to deal with the changing of worlds, and even more strange to witness it right before you. I wonder what has happened in my own world since I disappeared. If time is consistent, it has been three years since I arrived in this one. Most of all, I wonder if my brother is still alive. Has he endured his illness in hopes of my return? I can only hope he is as well as he could be.

I suppose now there is one less thing to come between my spare and I. In that matter, I am grateful, even if the disappearance bears it's own inconveniences to me. It seems as if I can never find a long length of peace in my chaotic life though.
[/Private]

[Note to NK!Sasuke]
Would you be free to train with me tomorrow?
[/Note]

[Package delivered to Kakashi a day late for his birthday]
Contents:
Five kunai made of the special chakra conductive metal
Two DVDs - The Penetrator (I'll Come Again) and Forest Hump
A note - Better late than never, right Kakashi? -Uchiha Sasuke
[/Package]

( Entry )

I tried to read your entry. I.. didn't know you felt that way about me. What an interesting song to have set to play for me.

Anko - 8pm, do not forget.

[Private - Hackable]
It is a relief to find out that Rin is not actually pregnant. There is already so much that I need to take care of lately that I know I would not be able to handle having to care for Rin on top of it all. As it is, I feel inadequate as a father with the two I have...I simply am too overwhelmed with responsibilities.

So much has happened in the past month, it would simply be far too much to write at once. So much of it has left me with things I need to seriously think about as well. Perhaps it would be best for me to take a short trip by myself somewhere away from here so that I can simply have some time to possibly find solutions.
[/Private]

This has taken a while, as life has been ... busy.

( Hidan )

( Anko )

( Ita )

( Naruto )

( Sakura )

( Sasuke )

( My spare )

( Orochimaru )

01. Comment to this entry saying 'ICONS!' and I will pick 4 of your icons.
02. Make an entry in your own journal and talk about the icons I picked.

(( YES, THIS IS AN IC MEME POST AND SASUKE WILL BE DOING IT, NOT ME. ))

[ Sasuke is out of Sound for the entire day without a word. Although if anyone were to go searching for him, he's still in the vicinity leaning against a tree on a near hill and staring out at the mountain range as he contemplates his current life stress ]

I.. may have found a solution to your problem.

( Cut for size )

[Private to evil!Itachi]

Saturday, August 1st. I will be at the Inn you specified in your gift.

Is there anything you wish for me to bring?

[/Private]

[Private to nk!Sasuke, unhackable]
A scout has been sent out to the area in your report.
[/Private]

(( OOC: A snake summon by Sasuke was released to investigate Orochimaru's 'backyard' further. ))

I have been contemplating my birthday the last two days. Can it never go perfect for me?

[Private - Hackable]
The day was perfect for the most part. I really enjoyed my time with Ita. He is so thoughtful and amazing. Spending time with my children and Rin was highly enjoyable too. Except for the cake. Hitsuki was far too proud of the cake she helped make for me to not eat any of it though. At least it wasn't chocolate..

Sasuke seemed to appreciate the tomato plant I gave him. I hope my other twin is all right and did something nice for his birthday while he is on his mission.

Finding my spare, broken and battered by that bastard.. did well to ruin the joy for my day. It was not a wise decision, to invoke my wrath. No one harms my family and gets away with it. No one.

I think I will give Itachi a few more days to heal, mentally as well as physically, before I take up his birthday offer. I have been wearing the chain ever since though.
[/Private]

Another birthday approaches. I wonder what this one holds for me..

[Private to Rin]
I will be making plans to go to dinner with Kakashi and his fiancee. Would you care to accompany me and spend time with your old teammate?
[/Private]

[Private, hackable]
I wonder how the new Sasuke is faring.. He is so apprehensive, but I cannot blame him for it. I can't help it, yet some small part of me holds jealousy in regards to Itachi.. that there is yet another of me.

I ran into the Kakashi of this new Konoha earlier. I do not like the feeling in the pit of my stomach that he dislikes Uchiha. He knows about my marriage now, amongst other things. I hope it's not a mistake to share such information with him.

I am quite curious what comes about from the discussion of Team Seven getting sexual education though.
[/Private]

[Private to those in Sound]
I am leaving tonight on an important mission and to take care of a few decisions at one of the bases.

Fumiko will be in charge to handle issues dealing with Otogakure while I am between bases.
[/Private]

[Private to self - Unhackable]
Mmm.. I must indulge in 'pretending' more often.

However, now I must find out what Itachi is up to and the state of the southern base.
[/Private]

Sasuke has finally arrived at the village, and I'm sure his knowledge is worth the wait for his arrival. Things are going well on all other fronts. Although I have a feeling I overtrained this morning. I don't know why I feel so tired.

Izumo, do you have any orders or information for us?

[OOC: Sasuke actually didn't forget Mother's Day this year, but won't be in the village for it. (Although he doesn't know that) In his room on the table is a boquet of flowers, a box of chocolates from Konoha's most prestigious chocolatier, and a card to Rin that simply says "Happy Mother's Day Imouto. -Sasuke." They can be found, or delivered to Rin by Itachi, while the teen has been abducted.]

It has been over a month since relocating, yet it barely feels as if two weeks have passed to me.

Tuesday was rather nice though, and today Hitsuki pointed out a rainbow to me.

[Private - Hackable if you care enough to try]
Ita's new training regime is coming along smoothly. Not surprising that he has adapted and learned so quickly. I wouldn't accept anything less from my brother. My own training has shown improvement, and that has me pleased.

Now if I can only continue keeping my brother's from hurting each other. Tch.

I also wonder when Sasuke will return to Konoha. And if I'll see him much once he does..
[/Private]

Itachi, both of you.. Thursday around 4pm meet me in the main planning room. Do not attempt to attack each other anytime prior.


[OOC]
Upon learning of the 'news' from Itachi, Sasuke left Madara a small gift of reconcilliation. On the table in his room, he will find a bottle of viagra with no note or indication of where it is from.
[/OOC]

Spare, when will you be back at the base? I have a desire to see you.

Happy Birthday, Sakura.

[Private to Madara]
I must speak with you upon your return. Can you give me an idea when that should be?
[/Private]

[Private to NK!Sasuke]
I will be expecting you. If possible, do not delay. I will have a room ready for you here, as well.
[/Private]

I am not sure what to make of what seems to have happened.

Villages have disappeared, but this..?

[Private to Uchiha Clan]
I am not sure I trust the validity of this rumour about Konoha. It seems far too coincidental in timing with our departure. It is possibly a well devised trap.

Sasuke - Wherever you are, come to Otogakure.
[/Private]

Sasuke, I stopped by this evening and you weren't around. Waited a while and fed Dobe. I didn't sense your chakra anywhere in the district or training grounds when I went looking...

...Let me know you are still here.

[Private - Hackable]
A week and a half now of absolute pain. Training with Madara has been... hard. It is not as if he would like my reason for not being at my best, so I have been trying to overcome it.

As much as I really, really enjoyed both nights, I'm not so sure my body is pleased with them happening so close together.

...yet I want more.

I hope I don't scar.. I trust Rin's advice on ointment treatment of my wounds.
[/Private]

You wish to see me? I only received the message today. Where and when shall I meet you, niisan?

I am nervous for tomorrow. Itachi and I are abstaining due to tradition, so it has given me a lot of time to think. It shouldn't be such a big step, yet.. it is. I can't help but worry something might go wrong.

I have everything planned and prepared. It should be okay. Shouldn't it? I know Ita won't change his mind, he loves me too much.

So much anxiety though.

I have the application for our marriage license finished. Review it and make sure it's all correct.

( Marriage License )

Why is SAI in such big letters?!

I found it. This is where we should go. It's a nice get away in Yama no Kuni about 20 miles out from Kagerougakure no sato. It's all-inclusive from breakfast in bed to various activities like archery and ballroom dancing. ; ) There seems to be a lot of entertainment that goes on as well.

This is the suite I'd like to stay in if you agree: Roman Towers Suite
They do private wedding ceremonies, this is the more formal one that I like: Champagne Wedding
This looks very interesting and fun: February Featured Events
I'd even be willing to lick up the chocolate on you, but I wonder if I can win the best lover contest.

Let me know what you think aniki.

I'm leaving for a mission tonight.

Rin, if you need anything, I'm sure Izumo's family would be willing to help you out. I'll probably have left by the time you get home.

[Private to Uchiha Clan]
Today I caught a member of ANBU within our district. After a little 'session', he was sent on his way having 'found nothing'. While he claimed it was merely a standard inspection that is done with every section of the village, I am wary of the actual truth to this.
[/Private]

[Private to OOC!Itachi]


When would you like help moving your belongings?
[/Private]

Things have been busy with the birth of my son, and for that I apologize. I would still appreciate meeting with you in Rice. Would friday evening work for you?

At the Ruritateha Inn in the small village of Izuhara, simply tell the Inn keeper or his daughter you wish to see me. Of course, use discretion as I do not wish this location to be publically known.

Now that I've calmed down enough to post.

I'd like to announce the birth of Uchiha Arashi. After a 12 hour labor, he was born on January 7, 2009 at 11:42 PM -- weighing 7 lb 15oz, and 21 1/2 inches in length with black hair and eyes.

Itachi, I picked up a little guide for you to help ease you into caring for the baby once he's born.



-Sasuke

This year Christmas was rather quiet. No party on the eve, instead I went out to dinner with my brother and we.. exchanged gifts after. Christmas day was spent with my daughter, Itachi and Rin at Rin's house. I'm not sure Itachi liked all of his gifts, but I hope he did.

It would have been nice if my twins had been in the village for the holiday. Especially the Sasuke I live with, as I haven't heard from him in a long time now.

[Private - Hackable]
I haven't sensed the other Itachi around at all since I last saw him weeks ago. Perhaps it is wrong, but I can't help thinking back to that night we went out for tea. It was a very different, but nice night. I sense my fiance has a few personal issues regarding it though.

Other than that, my training on all ends has been going incredibly well.
[/Private]

Sasuke delivered the following gifts for Christmas.

Evil Itachi:
Scroll with 2 jutsu, one created by Sasuke, the other one of Naruto's.
Katon: Ousen Kaji no Jutsu (Fire Style: Horizon Fire Technique)
Oiroke no Jutsu: Shinko Hentai (Sexy Technique: True Transformation)

OOC Madara:
A thermal blanket & battery operated tea pot

Izumo & Family:
Clothes for twins & bottle of good sake

Native Itachi & Troll Madara:
Left at Madara's place w/ note "For you and Itachi."
A bottle of stimulating lubricant
A reservation slip to a couples resort in Water Country for five nights.

The two other Sasuke's will be given their gifts when they return from their missions.

Rin:
A really nice breast pump & the following clothes:
( Clothes for Rin )

OOC Itachi:
A pewter picture frame with their names and the date they started dating engraved on it & the following clothes:
( Clothes for Itachi )

Hitsuki received skill training toys, an Uchiha kunai holster, and various clothing with the clan mon

Itachi,
Tomorrow evening, 6:30pm, dinner at Rin's with some family bonding.